I work for the United States Postal Service, and I’ve noticed this magazine cover for a couple of weeks now. I finally got a copy of it for myself, knowing what I was going to title it on the blog. Here are some answers to the question:
“What’s what on my — Oh, my G — “
“I guess it’s time to tell you. Mommy comes from a place called Equestria, and — “
“This is going to be a special Hallowe’en this year! When I finish changing, you’re going to get to go trick-or-treating on the back of a unicorn!”
“This was just an innocent photo shoot of a little boy and his mom! What kind of sicko fantasizes about that?!”
Others? Feel free to add them!